2019MMM Cate-e-Gory Round 1 Results
A perfect bracket…or at least a perfect division. I don;t know how I managed to do it but I picked each and every one of the winners in last night’s Cat-e-Gory battle and I’m feeling like I might end up performing pretty well in this year’s March Mammal Madness…we’ll see…
In the first battle of the night, the top seeded Sea Lion takes on and takes out the Wildcard winner, the Antlion. The lion of the sea had no misgivings squashing the much smaller Antlion in this fight as there was not even a hope that the small critter might come out of this alive.
The Bearcat had what seemed like an easy bout facing off against the Leopard Frog but the natural environment almost did her in as a tree branch she was perchingon snapped and she almost fell to defeat. Instead, she made a meal outta the amphibian.
The Fisher Cat continued the strong showing of mammals against the amphibians by taking out the Tiger Salamander in their #4 vs #13 match.
The Tiger Quoll faced off against and devoured the Catbird in their contest even though I had a difficult time pulling their Twitter replay and the Macaque too down the snake after a long stare off.
In another strange battle that doesn’t feature a mammal, the Tiger Owl made a nice meal out of the Panther Chameleon.
The second to last battle featured a plant. I can see amphibians or bird or reptile, but at least they’re animals. This battle pitted an extinct cat against a flower…guess won…The Nimravid destroyed the Dandelion.
The last battle is the weirdest one of the night – there isn’t a single mammal in the contest as we see the Shall Spotted Cat Shark takes out the Stonecat.
So much has happened and we’re not even through the first round. Tonight’s feature will be the Tag Team division facing off in Round 1 action. These are the final Round 1 battles as we head into Round 2 on Thursday.
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March Mammal Madness | 2019MMM Cat-e-Gory Round 1 Results